Where ist that from? Where I live I couldn’t dream of a delivery pizza of this quality (shame that it arrived like this though haha)
__pure
Should’ve had the pizza wading in a tub of water to counterbalance the centrifugal force
Smokinoutloud
Pull up to your curb with ya pizza crippling! When you order dash and your foods wrong, when you order Uber and the foods gone
FatDongleDog
Deserved for liking black olives
Appalachian-Forrest
Theres something wrong with that dough, it doesn’t look right nor was it cut all the way through
-Miss-V-
You had one job. Smh
hossofalltrades
The driver was high. His TV was too high. High crimes and misdemeanors.
lfreckledfrontbum
It’s a loophole. When you steal a slice and pack the pizza back into a circle you will notice. But if you do the aforementioned and stop hard at, say, a roundabout without the pizza box having its seat belt on, voilà, perfect crime.
Fun_Ambassador_9320
Delivery guy committed a crime, but the pizza itself looks dank as fuck.
MISTRIAL
OGdirty1Kanobi
He carry it under his arm or what… assault causing great bodily harm. Don’t pass go, do not collect 200 tips
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Damn, and the crust looks pretty good.
Wait…you didn’t order a poorly sealed calzone?/s
What is happening tonight?!
https://www.reddit.com/r/doordash/comments/1py0muj/this_is_how_my_pizza_was_delivered_doordash/
Where ist that from? Where I live I couldn’t dream of a delivery pizza of this quality (shame that it arrived like this though haha)
Should’ve had the pizza wading in a tub of water to counterbalance the centrifugal force
Pull up to your curb with ya pizza crippling! When you order dash and your foods wrong, when you order Uber and the foods gone
Deserved for liking black olives
Theres something wrong with that dough, it doesn’t look right nor was it cut all the way through
You had one job. Smh
The driver was high. His TV was too high. High crimes and misdemeanors.
It’s a loophole. When you steal a slice and pack the pizza back into a circle you will notice. But if you do the aforementioned and stop hard at, say, a roundabout without the pizza box having its seat belt on, voilà, perfect crime.
Delivery guy committed a crime, but the pizza itself looks dank as fuck.
MISTRIAL
He carry it under his arm or what… assault causing great bodily harm. Don’t pass go, do not collect 200 tips